Maurice dislikes the fact that he lacks stuffing. He mentions that it is quite hard to do anything when one is as floppy as wet laundry- and, in fact, what Maurice is is recycled laundry, so he was partially right. Anyway, today he was taken on an expedition to avail himself of stuffing and to complete his heathery blue body. It was difficult for him to ride in a car seat, since he literally lacks a backbone, so he was placed in the handle of the car window.
He was very excited to ride in a shopping cart for the first time, especially when he saw that he was riding on top of (gasp!) stuffing! Something to make him less floppy, and fill up his little tummy!
He was promptly stuffed as soon as he reached the car, and just as promptly photographed near a lovely blue wall, wearing his spiffy orange T-shirt. Anyone who looks as sad and Frankenstein-esque as little Maurice does could use a smiley face on their stomach.
Maurice, I am glad to know that you have gained some ounces and are officially full of yourself. Your followers are looking forward to learning more about your meanderings, travels, and adventures.
ReplyDeleteMaurice thanks you, Anonymous- he likes getting comments on his blog, and is glad to hear that you find him interesting.
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